Top 10 Most Festive Cards in MTG

As the year draws to a close and Mariah Carey gets blasted through every speaker known to mankind, one thing is clear; the holidays are fast approaching. For most people, this means it’s finally time to relax, unwind, and gorge yourself senseless on food. It’s also a great time to play some Holiday-themed MTG.

With Wizards of the Coast taking some well-deserved time off, the endless spoiler season has finally stopped, for now. Thanks to this, it’s never been a better time to sit down, relax, and actually play some MTG. If you want to do this while keeping in the festive spirit, you might just need a holiday-themed MTG deck.

If this is the case, thankfully, you’re in luck, as MTG has a surprisingly large amount of holiday-themed cards. The question remains, however, which one of the best, or rather the most festive? Thankfully, we’re here to answer that exact question. So, without any further ado, let’s dive into the most festive cards that MTG has to offer!

Honorable Mention | Happy Holiday Cards

When it comes to festive cards in MTG, some are simply without comparison. Explicitly designed by Wizards of the Coast to celebrate the festive season, the Happy Holiday MTG cards are undeniably perfect for this list. For 2023, the latest card within this long line is Seasonal Sequels Seasonal Sequels Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.) .

Like most of the Happy Holidays MTG cards, this festive-themed promo doesn’t exactly play by the rules. On the surface, Seasonal Sequels is a copy engine that can target any spell for a rather reasonable cost. While this is straightforward enough, this card obviously has some festive cheer to keep things extra interesting.

Rather than just copying spells verbatim, Season Sequels requires you to name each copy you create. As the card states, the copies you create must be named as if they were sequels of the target spells. For example, as the flavor text shows, Sword of Hearth and Home Sword of Hearth and Home Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from white.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put both cards onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle.
Equip {2} can become Sword of Hearth and Home Alone.

Unfortunately, if you’re playing this Acorn card in a casual Commander game, you do have to be creative with your titles. For better or worse, “simply adding numbers isn’t festive enough. Should you not be festive enough, presumably the card will fizzle, however, that ruling isn’t set in stone.

Ultimately, with just how great the Happy Holidays cards are, we could easily fill this entire list with them. While this would be a great time, it also feels like cheating since they’re purpose-designed festive MTG cards. Subsequently, the Happy Holidays MTG cards are just going to have to be our very deserving honorable mentions.

10 | Arctic Treeline

When it comes time to build a festive-themed MTG deck, it’s essential to set the scene. To do just that, thankfully, Magic: the Gathering features plenty of snow lands and creatures to fill your deck with. Subsequently, in this first list slot, we had many cards to choose from, although admittedly, some are more fit for purpose than others. Blood in the Snow, for instance, isn’t quite what you’d hope for during the holidays.

Thankfully, Arctic Treeline Arctic Treeline ({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
This land enters tapped. offers a much more festive and less gory vista for players to enjoy. With evergreen trees and a dusting of snow, all that’s missing from Arctic Treeline is the trees being covered in lights.

9 | Gingerbrute

Alongside bringing a Nordmann Fir indoors and decorating it without remorse, Gingerbread men and their similarly decorated houses make for fittingly festive iconography. Thankfully, to spice up your festive deck, MTG features a surprising number of gingerbread cards. Admittedly, there aren’t many gingerbread-themed cards in MTG, but it’s nevertheless weird that there’s more than one.

Out of the two available choices Gingerbrute Gingerbrute Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
{1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life. is undeniably the more festive option when compared to the Astrotorium’s Storybook Ride Storybook Ride Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order. . That said, however, we’ve played Gingerbrute relatively high up on this list, as we’re pretty sure it’s evil.

8 | Goblin Snowman

While a dusting of snow across evergreen trees, as seen in Arctic Treeline Arctic Treeline ({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
This land enters tapped. is nice, it’s nothing compared to going out and properly enjoying that scenic vista. Thankfully, Magic: the Gathering has a card for just that.

Providing another icon of festivity, Goblin Snowman Goblin Snowman Whenever this creature blocks, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by it this turn.
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature it's blocking. has precisely what the name suggests, a goblin and a snowman. In the Secret Lair art, that snowman even looks like a goblin for bonus points! Originally released all the way back in 1995’s Ice Age, Goblin Snowman isn’t exactly good or popular, but you can’t deny its festive appeal!

7 | Gifts Ungiven

For some people, nothing quite beats the act of giving and receiving gifts throughout the holiday season. Thankfully for MTG players looking to emulate that feeling in their games, thankfully, cards like Gifts Ungiven Gifts Ungiven Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle. exist.

While admittedly not the perfect representation of gift giving, since GIfts Ungiven puts two presents into the graveyard, the gorgeous Double Masters 2022 art more than makes up for this injustice. You’re also technically giving the gifts to yourself when playing Gifts Ungiven, but shhh, they keep focusing on the art.

6 | Harmless Offering

Better suiting the act of gift giving in MTG is Harmless Offering Harmless Offering Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control. from Eldrich Moon. Unlike Gifts Ungiven Gifts Ungiven Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle. , Harmless Offering allows you to actually give one of your permanents to an opponent. Theoretically, this can be a wonderful gesture of goodwill, giving your opponent something they need or will enjoy.

In reality, Harmless Offering is usually used to bring about your opponent’s demise with cards such as Nine Lives Nine Lives Hexproof
If a source would deal damage to you, prevent that damage and put an incarnation counter on this enchantment.
When there are nine or more incarnation counters on this enchantment, exile it.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose the game. . Despite that minor detail, however, we can’t deny the festive feeling of Harmless Offering, even if you shouldn’t give adorable kittens as presents.

5 | Strutting Turkey

Depending on where you live, festive holiday meals can come in all shapes and sizes. Some countries and cultures, for instance, choose to celebrate with roasted ham, while others enjoy game meat such as venison. Traditionally, in the United Kindom, at least, nothing quite beats a roast turkey with all the trimmings.

Surprisingly, while there are a lot of chickens, Turkeys are somewhat underrepresented in the world of MTG. Thankfully, there is one, however, Strutting Turkey Strutting Turkey When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield. from Unsanctioned. Sure its mechanics might have nothing to do with the holidays, but you can’t deny that Strutting Turkey is indeed a Turkey. The only thing that’s left to do with this bird is cook it!

4 | Witch’s Oven

While a Strutting Turkey Strutting Turkey When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield. on its own is good, we wouldn’t advise eating it raw. Thankfully, to save you from salmonella, MTG has a variety of cooking methods. One such option is using burn spells such as Dragon’s Fire Dragon’s Fire As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand or choose a Dragon you control.
Dragon's Fire deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you revealed a Dragon card or chose a Dragon as you cast this spell, Dragon's Fire deals damage equal to the power of that card or creature instead. for cooking both creatures and your opponent.

While this is undoubtedly an effective method, we’d recommend utilizing Witch’s Oven as a more food-safe alternative. Generating Food Tokens, Witch’s Oven can make quite the feast! Just make sure that you don’t put the Cauldron Familiar in the oven.

3 | Frogify

Once all the cooking is said and done, it’s time to sit down and enjoy the meal. While there are a variety of food-themed cards in MTG with gorgeous artwork, nothing comes close, in our opinion, to Frogify. Sure Frogify turns you into a frog, which is arguably less than ideal, but just look at that spread!

With roasted meats and vegetable charcuterie, the feast on display is potentially worth being turned into a frog for! Thankfully, even after being turned into a frog, you won’t be missing out on the feast. As per Frogify’s flavor text, a “gnat was still hovering by the venison, and now both looked delicious.”

2 | Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.

Alongside the snow, the presents, and the feasting, the holidays are a time for family to come together in celebration. While there are several family-themed cards in MTG, such as The Space Family Goblinson, none represent the holiday period better than Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.. Featuring evergreen trees, plenty of snow, hot cocoa, and the family coming together, Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. is a surprisingly lovely holiday portrait.

1 | Extremely Slow Zombie

Finishing off our festive list, there is only one MTG card that’s unquestionably deserving of the most festive title. That card, of course, is Extremely Slow Zombie. Sure, other cards may better embody the festive spirit of celebration. However, Extremely Slow Zombie has something all the other cards on this lack; a hat.

This adorable Santa Hat undoubtedly makes Extremely Slow Zombie the most festive card in all of MTG. Just look at him! Self-preservation be damned, I can’t help but want to invite this festive fella in for the holidays!

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